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Once again, we salute one of our favorite subjects, the great Scott Noble. While sitting in his office, Scott was challenged by his partner to do pushups. Scott asserted that he could do a great many pushups. As his partner scoffed at him, Scott dropped to the ground and produced a total of seven pushups. On number seven, he felt something give in his groin, and he believes he has been injured.

The spectacle of Scott's injury caused a great stir in the office place. Soon enough, Kevin Daley, he with the exceptional power to weight ratio, made a wager with Mr. Rick McHugh that he could no doubt beat the Noble seven. For a $1 wager, Daley dropped to the floor and produced 11 pushups. He could've done more, but the 11 was enough to separate McHugh from his dollar bill, which is one of Daley's favorite activities. And let's face it, Daley has mouths to feed, and every dollar helps.

If you have some cruel words to share with Scott Noble about his seven pushups, and subsequent injury, please email him at SNoble@hhcc.com

Warm regards,

JWB