Coach Josh has a fat ass.

Coach Josh called in the other day and reported that he has a fat ass. This is good news. Josh used to float up mountains with no effort whatsoever. Now he's just another fat tub of lard huffing and puffing to get to the top. Sadly, Josh with a fat ass is probably still faster than me in top form, but still, it's good to know that even highly trained athletes come back down to earth. The now 135 pound coach is going to be wed this weekend and we wish him well. His family is coming to the festivities and he's a bit frightened they'll be throwing beer bottles at each other.

best to all,

JWB