Kind offer to Bryan Sweeney

As a way of thanking Bryan Sweeney for helping me out with a challenge, I offered to buy him a size 4 or size 6 skirt in the color and style of his choice. Figured he could wear it around the office.

After receiving the offer, Sweeney was bullshit pissed. He claims he's a size 2 in a skirt and implied that I am a jealous, fat bastard who has to shop for his swim trunks at the Big Boy's Store in the PORTLY section.

We're supposed to go for a ride together this summer. Sweeney's plotting and scheming to get his permission slip signed. So far, no luck. We'll keep you posted.

Yours in fashion,


JWB