website that endangers all

When life gets complicated, you turn to the most dangerous website of all, historicproperties.com

There, you can fantasize about making life simple by moving to some God forsaken place and buying a house for short money and just setting a spell on your porch and watching the world go by. Look at this sweetheart in Adell, Georgia for $60K. Sure, she's probably about to fall down on your head and you may go to sleep by yourself and wake up with a few dozen mice as bedmates, but the fantasy sure is a powerful one.

Then again, if you've ever falling in love with some old wreck of the Hespers home, you know just how much pain is involved in fixing it up. The realtor says, "Oh, isn't it charming? A little paint and a little putty and you'll have a gem on your hands."

Okay, so why's it been on the market for 2,243 days? "It's a mystery."