Mellow Johnny whiffing yellow

To the cynics and the disbelievers and the critics and the arm-chair athletes, look out. Mellow Johnny has had a whiff of yellow and he's not feeling so mellow no more. Actually, it was more than a whiff. He stuck is nose in the yellow gallon container and got the yellow in his nostrils, in his lungs, and he said, "Daddy's home." Cancellera has the johnny for one more day, then it's gone for good. Nobody in all of Kazakhstan would work for Contador when Big Daddy gets out the fat checkbook and says, "first guy who can pull me, and drop the group gets $100 k. That work for you fellas?" Johann Bruyneel knows who butters his Belgium waffles and it ain't Alberto. It's Big Tex, Mellow Johnny, The Assasin, The Man With The Shit That Kills, LA Baby, The Kazakhstan Defense Department, What Are You Looking At?, You like them Apples? Soon enough, somebody will piss him off. That's when 7 watts per kilogram becomes 7.2 and the whole world says Superman just got a new cape.