Let me get this straight

I'm taking care of the house. I'm taking care of the dog. I'm home doing laundry, working on the yard, training, living the life of a simple soul.

Meanwhile, my mother is out partying at Hef's Mansion in Hollywood. Yup, that's the truth. Exhibit A is some sort of bunny or another. 

Mother informs me that a very nice gentleman, Casey, who was 35 years old, expressed a keen interest in her. Casey was not to be dissuaded. So mother found a nice bunny who had just come off the stripper pole and introduced her to Casey. He went off to the grotto with the talented lady for a little skinny dipping, and all was forgotten.

Apparently, it's good to be Hef. Not so good to be in his employ. The bunnies make $16/hour and are not allowed to accept tips. There are large, highly motivated bouncers who prohibit the passage of tips from patrons of the art to the artists.